三年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

　　三年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)一：Halforfivetenths?

　　Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

　　Gerald: I’d much rather have the half.

　　Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.

　　Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

　　三年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)二：Gettingsick

　　"You’re application says you left your last job because of sickness. Could you explain that please? "

　　"Certainly. My boss got sick of me."

　　三年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)三：Mixeddoubles

　　Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?

　　Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.

　　Teacher: Please tell us something about it.

　　Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, ’Domestic shame should not be published.’

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