英文笑話(huà)短篇

　　英文笑話(huà)短篇一：

　　Doctor: How many ears and eyes does a cat have?Patient: Two of each.Doctor: And how many legs does it have?Patient: Say, Doctor, haven't you ever seen a cat?

　　英文笑話(huà)短篇二：

　　Stranger: Catch any fish?Fisherman: Did I! I took forty out of this stream this morning.Stranger: Know who I am? I'm the game warden.Fisherman: Know who I am? I'm the biggest liar in the state.

　　英文笑話(huà)短篇三：

　　A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to howl along dismally.Finally, the father could endure the combination no more and said, "Can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"

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