小學(xué)生的英語(yǔ)笑話

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小學(xué)生的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　Englishman

　　Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing," the Englishman answered imperturbably, "It’s simply that my room is on fire."

　　一個(gè)英國(guó)人

　　一天晚上，一個(gè)英國(guó)人從他住的旅店房間里走出來(lái)。來(lái)到走廊上，叫旅店的服務(wù)員給他拿一杯水來(lái)。服務(wù)員按他的要求做了。英國(guó)人回到了他的房間里，幾分鐘后他又來(lái)到走廊上，讓服務(wù)員再給他送一杯水。服務(wù)員又給他送了一杯水。每隔幾分鐘。英國(guó)人就走出房間重復(fù)他的要求。半小時(shí)之后.這位感到驚訝的服務(wù)員決定問(wèn)問(wèn)房客要這些水干什么，英國(guó)人不謊不忙地回答：“沒什么.只不過(guò)是我的房間里起火了。”

　　I Have His Ear in My Pocket

　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

　　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

　　"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

　　他的'耳朵在我衣兜里

　　伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問(wèn)，“發(fā)生了什么事?”

　　“一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說(shuō)。

　　“再見到他你能認(rèn)出來(lái)嗎?”媽媽問(wèn)。

　　“他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他，”移民翻譯伊凡說(shuō)。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”

　　Jesus's Telly

　　A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired。

　　"But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother。

　　"Oh, that's their telly," replied the tot。

　　耶穌的電視機(jī)

　　圣誕節(jié)時(shí)孩子要了紙和蠟筆，想畫一張耶穌誕生像。最后這件藝術(shù)品被陳列出來(lái)供父母鑒賞。

　　他們對(duì)耶穌誕生后睡的馬槽，牧羊人，耶穌及其家庭都逐一表示贊賞。

　　“可是那個(gè)角落里是什么?”媽媽問(wèn)。

　　“噢，那是他們的電視機(jī)，”孩子回答說(shuō)。

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