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最搞笑英文笑話(huà)故事（精選10個(gè)）
笑話(huà)來(lái)源于生活，卻又可以讓我們的生多些歡樂(lè)、開(kāi)心，現(xiàn)在，一起來(lái)開(kāi)心爆笑下。下面是小編精心整理的最搞笑英文笑話(huà)故事，歡迎大家借鑒與參考，希望對(duì)大家有所幫助。
最搞笑英文笑話(huà)故事 1
A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom -flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."
Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."
自己做好準(zhǔn)備
校園里流傳著這樣的故事：一個(gè)學(xué)生一次給父母拍了一份電報(bào)，上面寫(xiě)著：“媽媽?zhuān)宜泄φn都不及格，被學(xué)校開(kāi)除。讓爸爸做好準(zhǔn)備�！�
兩天以后，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準(zhǔn)備好。你自己做好準(zhǔn)備吧!”
最搞笑英文笑話(huà)故事 2
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nicks answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考試
在一次物理考試時(shí)，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)問(wèn)題。
這個(gè)問(wèn)題是：為什么在打雷時(shí)，我們總是先看到閃電后聽(tīng)到雷聲?
尼克的回答是：因?yàn)檠劬υ谇�，耳朵在后�?/p>
最搞笑英文笑話(huà)故事 3
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, Ill play it."
一男子去酒吧，點(diǎn)了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。當(dāng)他環(huán)視酒吧時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)一只猴子蕩下來(lái)，在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。
該男子問(wèn)酒吧招待，這只猴子是誰(shuí)的。服務(wù)員回答說(shuō)是鋼琴手的。男子走到鋼琴手面前問(wèn)：“你知道你的.猴子偷了我的啤酒嗎?”鋼琴手回答說(shuō)：“沒(méi)有，但是如果你能哼唱，我會(huì)為你演奏的�！�
最搞笑英文笑話(huà)故事 4
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly. The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
譯文：一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金發(fā)女郎正走在公園里。突然，黑人女人發(fā)現(xiàn)了一只死去的小鳥(niǎo)�！芭�!看這只死去的小鳥(niǎo)�！彼瘋卣f(shuō)。金發(fā)女郎停下了腳步，她抬頭望著天空，問(wèn)道：“哪，在那?”
最搞笑英文笑話(huà)故事 5
一個(gè)中國(guó)人、一個(gè)美國(guó)人和一個(gè)日本人一起去沙漠旅行。
途中他們迷路了，又餓又渴。這時(shí)他們發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個(gè)神燈，擦了擦后，燈神出現(xiàn)了。
燈神說(shuō)：“我可以滿(mǎn)足你們每人三個(gè)愿望�！�
美國(guó)人搶先說(shuō)：“我要很多錢(qián)，還要很多美女，然后送我回美國(guó)�！�
燈神滿(mǎn)足了他的愿望。
接著日本人說(shuō)：“我要很多錢(qián)，還要很多美食，然后送我回日本�！�
燈神也滿(mǎn)足了他。
最后輪到中國(guó)人了，他說(shuō)：“給我一瓶二鍋頭�！� 喝了之后，他又說(shuō)：“再給我一瓶二鍋頭�！�
喝完第二瓶，中國(guó)人想了想，說(shuō)：“把那兩個(gè)家伙給我叫回來(lái)。”
美國(guó)人、日本人一臉無(wú)奈地又回來(lái)了。
The Chinese, the American and the Japanese went on a trip to the desert together.
On the way they got lost and were hungry and thirsty. Then they found a magic lamp. After rubbing it, the genie appeared.
The genie said, "I can fulfill three wishes for each of you."
The American rushed to say, "I want a lot of money, a lot of beautiful women, and then send me back to the US."
The genie fulfilled his wishes.
Then the Japanese said, "I want a lot of money, a lot of delicious food, and then send me back to Japan."
The genie also fulfilled him.
Finally, it was the Chineses turn. He said, "Give me a bottle of Erguotou." After drinking it, he said again, "Give me another bottle of Erguotou."
After drinking the second bottle, the Chinese thought for a while and said, "Call those two guys back for me."
The American and the Japanese came back helplessly.
最搞笑英文笑話(huà)故事 6
一位女士帶著她的兒子去看精神科醫(yī)生。
女士說(shuō)：“醫(yī)生，我兒子這半年來(lái)一直覺(jué)得自己是母雞，怎么辦呢？”
醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“這都半年了，為何現(xiàn)在才帶來(lái)看呢？”
女士：“我們?nèi)叶嫉戎噪u蛋呢！”
A lady took her son to see a psychiatrist.
The lady said, "Doctor, my son has been thinking he is a hen for half a year. What should I do?"
The doctor said, "Its been half a year. Why bring him here only now?"
The lady said, "Our whole family has been waiting to eat eggs!"
最搞笑英文笑話(huà)故事 7
英語(yǔ)課上，老師問(wèn)：“同學(xué)們，動(dòng)詞后面跟什么？”
小明毫不猶豫地回答：“打次，動(dòng)詞打次動(dòng)詞打次……”
（這里是用 “動(dòng)詞打次” 模仿動(dòng)次打次的節(jié)奏，有搞笑和調(diào)侃意味）
In the English class, the teacher asked, "Classmates, what follows a verb?"
Xiaoming answered without hesitation, "Da-ci, verb da-ci verb da-ci..."
(Here it is using "verb da-ci" to imitate the rhythm of "dong ci da ci", with a sense of humor and teasing.)
最搞笑英文笑話(huà)故事 8
許仙給老婆買(mǎi)了一頂帽子，白娘子戴上之后就死了，因?yàn)槟鞘琼旞啠▔海┥啵ㄉ撸┟薄?/p>
Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Bai Suzhen died after wearing it because it was a duck-tongue-pressing (snake-pressing) hat.
（這里利用了 “鴨舌帽” 的諧音和白娘子是蛇的身份進(jìn)行搞笑創(chuàng)作）
最搞笑英文笑話(huà)故事 9
問(wèn)：“為什么鳥(niǎo)兒在天上飛？”
答：“因?yàn)樗粫?huì)開(kāi)車(chē)！”
Q: "Why do birds fly in the sky?"
A: "Because they cant drive!"
最搞笑英文笑話(huà)故事 10
有一天，小明走在路上，突然感覺(jué)腳很酸，低頭一看原來(lái)是他踩到了檸檬。
One day, Xiaoming was walking on the road and suddenly felt that his feet were very sour. Looking down, it turned out that he stepped on a lemon.
�。ㄟ@里運(yùn)用了 “腳酸” 和 “踩到檸檬” 的關(guān)聯(lián)，制造出一種意外和搞笑的效果）
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