精選超好笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全
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精選超好笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全(一)
Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"
Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.
Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.
Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"
Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.
George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.
"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.
George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"
幽默故事翻譯：
軍營(yíng)里有二名士兵，一個(gè)叫喬治，一個(gè)叫比爾。喬治問(wèn)：“比爾，你有信紙、信封嗎?”
比爾說(shuō)：“有。”然后把信紙和信封給了喬治。
喬治又說(shuō)：“我還沒(méi)有筆呢。”比爾又把自己的筆給了他。喬治開(kāi)始寫(xiě)信。寫(xiě)完后把信放進(jìn)信封里，又問(wèn)：“比爾，你有郵票嗎?”比爾給了他一張。
這時(shí)比爾站起來(lái)，向門(mén)口走去。喬治問(wèn)：“你要出去嗎?”
比爾說(shuō)：“是的。”隨即打開(kāi)了門(mén)。
喬治說(shuō)：“請(qǐng)幫我把這封信投進(jìn)辦公室的信箱里，還有...”他停住了。
“你還要什么?”比爾問(wèn)。
喬治看著信封說(shuō)：“你女朋友的地址是-?”
精選超好笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全(二)
What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. “Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure. I’ve come to install the phone.”
我是來(lái)裝電話(huà)的一個(gè)年輕人剛剛開(kāi)始做生意，就租了一個(gè)漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室里，看到有一個(gè)人在外面，于是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話(huà)胡吹亂侃，還不停的'甩出幾個(gè)大數(shù)字，好像在談一筆大買(mǎi)賣(mài)。到了最后，他終于掛了電話(huà)，問(wèn)來(lái)訪的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個(gè)人回答，“我是來(lái)給你安裝電話(huà)的。”
精選超好笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全(三)
They are liberated
My husband, a brawny-looking man, had injured his back andcould barely walk. On the way to doctor, we stopped for gas at aself-serve station dragged my eight-months-pregnant form out frombehind the steering wheel and began pumping.
Two men nearby looked at my husband, who was resting in thecar, and then glanced at me. “Well,” I heard one say to the other,“They are liberated, you know.”
——Ellen McQuarrie (Laveen, Ariz.)
她們被解放了
我丈夫看起來(lái)是個(gè)很強(qiáng)壯的男人，他的背部受了傷，幾乎不能走路。在去看醫(yī)生的路上，我們?cè)谧灾炯佑�，我拖著八個(gè)月大的身孕從方向盤(pán)后面出來(lái)，開(kāi)始加油。
附近有兩個(gè)男人看著當(dāng)時(shí)正在車(chē)?yán)镄菹⒌奈艺煞颍缓罂戳宋乙谎邸?ldquo;哎，”我聽(tīng)見(jiàn)一個(gè)對(duì)另一個(gè)說(shuō)，“你知道，她們被解放了。”
——愛(ài)倫. 邁考利(Laveen ，亞利桑那州)
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